My Cousin Oscar

I would have to say my best friend is Oscar. We happen to be cousins, but I think we'd like eachother regardless. He's fun, outgoing and loves trouble just like me. The other day he came over and peed all over the floor and my mommy had to clean it up. Oh that guy, hilarious!

Mom and Dad are Clueless

Don't get me wrong, I love my mom and dad, but they have no idea what's going on in their house when they're away. For instance, yesterday, I hid my mom's car keys outside in a hole I had dug while she was at work. She looked everywhere for them and eventually had to call my dad to get her spare.

Little did I know she plotted her own revenge with doggie bootcamp!

Little does she know I hid her necklace, flipflops, dad's socks and the remote. Hahaha!

All About Gremmies

Hi, my name is Gremlin, I also go by Gremmies, The Reaper Creeper, and Grem.
As you can see I am a gorgeous Golden Retriever.

I have decided to start this blog to let everyone with a dog know what man's best friend really thinks of you.

First of all we love when you call our name in a high pitched voice, it doesn't mean we're going to come to you, but keep doing it, we like the sound of it.

Secondly, we have a thing for your socks so leave them out, and if you could, rub some peanut butter on them. We hate cheap dry dog food so either A) Get us some Wellness dogfood (the good stuff) or B) Don't get mad when we try to bring a rats head to you as a gift.